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  • masturbation-is-illegal:

    marielovesgroban:

    Don’t forget we have to wake up Green Day tomorrow.

    image

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  • swedebeast:

    nightbringer24:

    clubfandemonium:

    icomeheretorp:

    s-u-n-s-c-r-e-a-m:

    listoflifehacks:

    If you like this list of life hacks, follow ListOfLifeHacks for more like it!

    GUYS THIS IS REALLY IMPORTANT

    As a black belt in martial arts (basically self defense), I approve of this message.

    Always reblog

    The bit on the ‘spotting hidden guns’ seems a bit… iffy to me.

    Might make me a night table like that. Also, good advice all-around.

    Also, remember, if you don’t have a habit of training to punch with your first, use the bottom of your palm to avoid breaking fingers.

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  • ladylike-maniac:

    fit-fierce-fab4ever:

    60ibs-to-go:

    My kind of marathon 

    there’s another kind?

    This is our life.

    (Source: memewhore, via enviousangel08)

  • presidentkawaii:

    gingerpeanutdanitime:

    bloojayoolie:

    wiredandrewired:

    dudeistlibertarian:

    espeonsilverfire2:

    findingschmomo:

    browncoat-named-cauthon:

    excitabletortoise:

    god bless america

    I hope this the last remaining photos of our presidents

    Is no one going to talk about Ronald McDonald fighting in Clinton’s background.

    I’m not even american and I will reblog these anyday.

    is Teddy Roosevelt shooting Bigfoot?

    That one is historically accurate, actually.

    Are we not gonna notice wheatley?

    I want the Teddy Roosevelt one because he’s dreamy

    FOR THE LAST TIME BENJAMIN FRANKLIN WAS NEVER PRESIDENT

    (Source: 8bitmonkey, via enviousangel08)

  • casualcissexism:

    shaymew:

    smekers32:

    jokes Americans won’t get

    why wouldn’t americans get this post like we have buoys you know right???

    didn’t u kno in america we call them MCDONALDS HAMBURGER OCEAN FLOATERS

    (Source: teflonly, via enviousangel08)

  • basedgosh:

    sorry mom im on chore limit ask me again at midnight

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